At work the other day a customer got mad and went off on me. This is not a rare situation by any means. I smiled at them and told them to have a great day. After the customer left, Alex asked me if I was always so calm. I told him I was. He said that I was one of those people that seemed really nice and never got upset, but then one day blows up and kills ten people. Do I seem like that kind of person to you?
(keep in mind, I'll remember your answer when I blow up and kill the first nine people. . . )