This morning there was a spider on my pajamas. (A set I wasn't wearing.) I thought I would be brave and kill it myself since there were no males in the house to call upon. My plan of attack was to squish it with toilet paper. I carried out said plan. I opened up said toilet paper; no spider guts were found inside. Is the mysterious vanishing spider dead? Where did it go? Will it retaliate?
to be continued. . .